Every File My Computer Has Open Right Now

Using the command lsof, below is part of the list of all 4,962 files that my computer has open right now.

The full list is available here (about a 300k text file).

“Cluster” Tumblr Theme

ClusterThemeScreenshot

ClusterThemeScreenshot2

In progress today: a glitched-out Tumblr Theme I’m calling “Cluster”. Completely randomized placement and rotation, click-and-rearrange posts, unconnected “like” buttons for chance-based social sharing.

Some Kind of Adobe Error

Found in, printed via some odd process and left in the printer:

ERROR: ioerror        (COMMAND TYPE: operatortype)
OFFENDING COMMAND: readstring "readstring"

OPERAND STACK: (4 total entries)
===top of stack===

{
-filestream-
-mark-
-savelevel-

DICTIONARY STACK: (11 total entries)
===top of stack===
<unknown>
Adobe_AGM_Image
SharedFontDirectory
Adobe_CoolType_LVMFonts
Adobe_CoolType_GVMFonts
Adobe_CoolType_Core
Adobe_AGM_Core
Adobe_AGM_Utils
userdict
globaldict
systemict

EXECUTION STACK: (17 total entries)
===top of stack (top 10 entries shown)===
{ pop }
---@exec---

{
{ --cleartomark-- --restore-- }
{ --currentdict-- /_Filters --known-- { _Filters AGMING_flushfilters } --if-- --end-- }
-filestream-
{ --disableinterrupt-- }
--@aborted--
{ --clearinterrupt-- --disableinterrupt-- { } --exch-- 0 --exch-- --put-- --clear-- }
--@aborted--

NEXT 320 CHARACTERS AFTER ERROR:

-- No More Data Available --

How Many Lines of Code Did You Write This Year?

Filling out my pre-tenure paperwork (blech) I started to wonder.  I sure wasn’t going to count them by hand, so I wrote a Processig sketch bash script to find out.  Result: 208 sketches for a total of 20,944 lines or 590,670 characters!  (2010: 232 sketches, 19,786 lines, 563,083 characters; 2012 so far: 9 sketches, 879 lines, 27,533 characters)

UPDATE:
The previous version used a Processing sketch to find the information, which seemed poetic.  However, it seems that Java doesn’t do file handling very cleanly (curse you File variable).  As I went to bed, it seemed a bash script would be much cleaner and likely faster, so I got up today and wrote one.  Sorry Windows users, this is likely Mac/Linux only.  You can still download the Processing sketch and try it yourself.